Monday, July 2, 2012

Thankfully, we can stop worrying about Katie Holmes

Thankfully, we can now all stop worrying about Katie Holmes because she has apparently seen the light and filed for divorce from Tom Cruise.

I was most relieved because ever since the day I spotted in the newspaper that she had shacked up with Tommy, I've suffered from a massive urge to put together some sort of crack SWAT team to rescue the poor girl. I think any decent person did.

It's fortunate for Katie that she's constantly stalked by papparazzi because they can at leat keep an eye on the other stalkers she will have following her every move. The Scientologist don't like people leaving the fold and as such she will have them following her around everywhere. Hopefully we will see plenty of snap shots of what that bunch is really like.

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