A friend of mine is having a birthday and his mum sent him an e-mail today.
"Hi Dearest Darling,
Ring me and tell me how we can celebrate your birthday. All of us in a posh restaurant at Bobbin Head. Really, I think it is my celebration to have delivered you in extreme pain into this horrible but sometimes wonderful world.
Love love love
There's nothing quite like having a Jewish mum, is there?
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