Tuesday, March 15, 2011

Climate Weapon - USA must stop using it

I was talking to a guy at work yesterday who happens to be married to a Russian girl. What this guy lacks in looks he makes up in humor and just plain weird trivia knowledge.

He was telling D and I about how his wife showed him an article from a Russian newspaper recently (and it was in Russian so he had to take his wife's word for it). It was all about how the USA is using the Climate Weapon on Russia. The Climate Weapon. It just rolls off your tongue, doesn't it? It just conjures up images of all sorts of weather nasty, doesn't it? I think I could just say that all night!

Anyway.

While we've been blissfully unaware the Russians have not lost sight of how sneaky the Americans can be. No, sir!

While most of us Western slackers are pretty much over the whole cold war thing it appears that our Russian comrades up there in the north are not and maybe with good reason They're still suspicious of what the Americans doods are up to and they're telling it like it is. They're pretty sick of the hella cold weather up there.

Personally I'm looking for something or someone to pin the blame on for the Queensland flooding and hurricane Yasi on and I'm thinking that the Climate Weapon makes pretty good sense.


So like to our American brothers and sisters I would like to say:

Can ya'll please lay off with the Climate Weapon?

The Russians know you have it. They are onto you and they don't want to have to use the Climate Weapon back on you because of course they have it too but they're too nice to use it. They're not just saying that.

And don't think that saying that because you've had a rough winter over there in North America too it will somehow camouflage the fact that you've been using the Climate Weapon  on the Russians. The Russians know (because they have it too but they're too nice to use it, remember?) that sometimes using the Climate Weapon backfires and the weather goes kinda wonky and nuts where you are too.

So like put it away and we can all go back to having normal weather!

And for god's sake do something about Charlie Sheen!

Charlie Sheen when he was cute and innocent, human even.

Charlie Sheen when he...WTF is he now?
I'm pretty damned sure he's mutated into being something inhuman....or unhuman.
I don't know what the hell he is now! There's not even a word for it invented yet!
He's scaring the crap out of me and I don't care if it takes an operation the size of Desert Storm to stop him, he needs to be stopped!

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